It’s not that I need to eat because I’m hungry, it’s that I want to eat because there’s nothing better to do.
Reflections in this mirror will be distorted
when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok
AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MAYULS AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORRE JUST TA BE THAHT MAHN WHO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYULS TA FALL DOON AT YA DORR
what if stid and all that business about marcus and offensive defense and breaking the prime directive is really all about the slippery slope to empire and this “alternate universe” is really the mirror universe and we’re just seeing how it starts
like good tequila
or fine wine
Unsurprisingly, it only takes a few months into their long mission for Uhura and Bones to synchronize their worried rants and snippy remarks.
Sulu joking comes to call it “The angry girlfriend club” complete with a secret handshake and eye roll.
let’s play a game called “are people being too sensitive about this issue or is it a legitimate problem and i’ve just internalized more prejudice than i thought”
ps you can’t win and the game never ends
how come when a gay man hits on a straight man he’s a “predatory gay” but when a straight man hits on a lesbian it’s a “challenge”
do you ever just stop and think about your obsession with something and say to yourself “oh man, i’m in too deep”
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
guys oh my god
Vegan vampires ruining this whole lording over humans thing for everybody.
Favorite badass characters: Connor & Murphy MacManus