There's a fine line between genius and insanity...



decencybedamned:

can the next Star Trek movie just be 90 minutes of Karl Urban being grumpy in space


Do I buy the cheap or the pretty edition?” the constant struggle of the perpetually broke bibliophile

posted 1 day ago with 2 notes


cannibalismforbeginners:

watching hannibal is like recieving this exhilaratingly beautiful gift and being completely overwhelmed because it’s all you’ve ever wanted in life but just as you’re unwrapping it and saying thank you someone comes along and punches will graham in the face

also you have cancer


Many thanks to the young gentleman on the tram for letting me sit down next to him, yelp, jump up, and check to see that, yes, the entire cushioned seat really is completely soaked, therefore not showing any darker colouration at the wet “spot”. The icing on the cake was you saying you’d spilt your bottle of water there not a minute earlier when I loudly wondered how the Hell that happened. Naturally, I and the other people around who told you you could’ve easily warned me - seeing as there was no indication of the seat having done a trip to Poseidon’s realm, not even drops on the floor below, at all - are complete bastards and don’t deserve to breathe the same air as you.
Well, bad mood and a wet arse. What a way to start the weekend.

posted 4 days ago




tolkienism:

rainbowhouseplant:

jakeebubbles:

i played the misty mountains song on my viola

TAG YOUR PORN

HOLY CRAP GUYS

this is like audible chocolate


brucebannerfeels:

COULD IT BE?

A SERIES OF AVENGERS POSTERS WHERE THE HULK IS NOT JUST SHOWN AS A BIG GREEN MONSTER?

I think it could be. I approve!

Also it took me forever to realize that the cracks on the Thor poster spelled out his name that is brilliant these posters are brilliant your face is brilliant



geek-in-a-box:

rahilugh:

40maleuk:

will give head for food

how are you gonna eat it with no head though

this is the most innocent thing i have ever seen omg.


carstairsangel:

  • When not all the books in the series are the same height.
  • When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
  • When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
  • When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
  • Basically just books.
  • God damn them.